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Mr. Boombastic

Name given to my dick by my girlfriend.

Used to describe ones super-human penis power

Both a title and a privledge given to the manhood of those fortunate enough to have been blessed with a penis that provides women with previously unattainable pleasure and satisfaction. Its what legends are truely made of.

Gf-"Hey babe, I think Mr. Boombastic wants to come out and play with me...can he? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

Me-"Of course....after the game....promise."

After the game
Gf-"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG............OOOOOOOOOOOMG!"

by the real CHICKENDANCE November 05, 2009