A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that witches turn humans into, however the humans will eventually get better.
What makes you think she is a witch? Well, She turned me into a newt! A newt? ... ... I got better.
Something that is made of wood and floats in water. It can be confirmed they are a witch by seeing if the "witch" weighs the same as a duck, which also floats in water. Since witches are made of wood, which floats on water, the witch would have to float like a duck. Therefore they would weigh the same, making her a witch.
Bedevere: Does wood sink in water? Peasants: No, no, it floats! It floats! THROW HER INTO THE POND!!!! Bedevere: What also floats in water? Peasants: BREAD! APPLES! VERY SMALL ROCKS! CIDER! GREAT GRAVY! CHERRIES! MUD! CHURCHES! CHURCHES! LEAD! LEAD! Arthur: A DUCK! Bedevere: Exactly. So logically... Peasant: If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. Bedevere: And therefore? Peasants: A WITCH!!!!