A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your elderly wife puts your dentures in and gives you a blowjob and then puts the semen covered dentures back in your mouth.
Flo gave Roy a snoldball last night. He really should watch his sodium intake!
Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.
Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.