Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

two hander

A girl that is so big that it takes TWO hands to control her in bed.

"Damn bitch you are certainly a two hander, I mean I tried to use one hand on you to entensify the ass pounding I was giving you, but you almost broke it. You fucking walrus, now I have to use two hands, after this sex you will recieve the grapes of wrath fosho"

by the st3 October 07, 2005

clam chowder

Clam chowder is the most common soup that guys will jizz into so females will gobble up their semen.

(phone conversation) Yo man you gots to be heading over hur fosho dawg, I just shot this considerable size load into my gurls clam chowder. If you come over in time you could watch her gobble it up. ooooh, I'm already getting aroused just thinking about it. HAHAHAHAHA that stupid bitch won't even realize that she is eating my semen. This is a good joke, some might even say rich. Oh man I just tinkled a little bit thinking of how funny this is, I swear she is a fucking tard.

by the st3 October 17, 2005

gine

Short for Vagina, only good Vagina, not some fat, smelly, old piece of shit vagina.

"HOLY SHIT your gine is so hot that when I spooged inside it there was a bunch of white steam that came out of your gine. I would stick my penis in your gine ANYTIME FOSHO slutbag"

by the st3 October 10, 2005

hershey kiss

It is the kiss after eating out someones asshole, normally accompanied with a ditty.

"You see that hot piece of ass right there, well I just gave her a hershey kiss for real dawg I could almost swear that my tongue was touching her intestine, anyways I'm going to go make out with my girlfriend and when she taste the shit all on my lips I'm gonna tell her were done and that I have shit on my lips BWITCH!!! and then I will explain that I just gave another gine the hershey kiss"

by the st3 October 10, 2005