Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jesus

The guy who turned water into wine.

Jesus turned my water into wine

by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018

Oscar

Oscar is the guy who seems like he doesn't give a shit about anything. But if you get to know him a little better you will see that he is allot different on the inside than on the outside, which isn't a bad thing. He is hot af, with a muscular body and seaming looks he will melt any girl that comes in a close radius of him. He is good at playing the guitar and he likes to play allot of sport, and when I say allot, I mean allot. He is very kind but don' trigger him or he will tear you apart mentally or physically.

Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Oscar around?"
Person 2: "No, he's probably in the gym or making someone go insane."

by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018

tits

That one thing that all straight men like and want but they cant have

tits are love

tits are life

by thereincarnatedjesus March 19, 2018