A fork of Rural Dictionary
A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.
Jim: Don't move Henry: What? Jim: I think there's a hog nearby Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog* Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*
A phrase referring to the countdown to Hog Day, a global event where hogs appear from quantum tears in the fabric of space to wreak havoc on Earth.
Ryan: You want me to put ALL your life savings towards buying a mansion for your family? Steve: Well, the hogs ARE coming. Ryan: Fair. Thank you and godspeed.