A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Smoking hot. Enjoys sexual encounters in public places; beaches, cars, cinemas and car-parks. Has a filthy mind.
2. Crazy old woman with several cats. Treats the cats as daughters and has long, grey hair. Had a very handsome partner in her youth but left him to pursue her interest in cats.
1 - That Hazel is so sexy, i want to do her in the cinema car park by the beach. She would do it too Jimmy, she has a filthy mind.
2 - Your one Hazel used to be hot, now she's mental with all those cats. Such a shame, isn't it Peter.