Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

chocolatechip wedding

after sexy time you take your hole and spray your poopy coco chips down her throat and then say I do...

Charley The banana man gave his beaver a chocolatechip wedding.

by tony ripper July 22, 2009

frozen fruggel

when you take a frozen open condom full of diarrhea and place it on someones forehead while their sleeping and wait for it to melt.

tony gave jim a frozen fruggel.

by tony ripper July 22, 2009

frog leg

when you beat a black midget legs in with a really small hammer

tony frog leg me.

by tony ripper July 22, 2009

Scuzzel Butt

a tool that has no pubes and hangs out with gingers with fucked up teeth

Hey look at matt with the ginger. Man he is a total scuzzel butt.

by tony ripper July 22, 2009