A fork of Rural Dictionary
cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.
example one- liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS! jasper: wat? liana: u totally rock sox dude example two- mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy! kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!
the biggest fucking dip shit u will ever meet. If u see a decky, be sure to run away as fast as you can to avoid being pulled in by the bastards seemingly nice personality. However if you are feeling courageous, try running up to the thing and giving it a super wedgie.
person 1: OMFGGGG its a decky! person 2: wat will we do? person 1: RUUUNNNNNNNNNN