Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

liveleak comments

Where you can find all the racism, homophobia and other lunacy seen on YouTube comments, with significantly better grammar.

Liveleak comments will rot the sane portion of your brain, but is easier on the literate's mind.

by udusers1 September 17, 2013

90's kid

1. Someone whose childhood was significantly influenced by the 1990's.

2. What has become a meaningless term for anyone who remembers their childhood, thanks to overuse by prematurely nostalgic teenagers and young adults.

1. Billy is a prime 90's kid, being born in 1987. His first memories started in 1990 and he became a teenager in 2000.
2. Person 1: "Only 90's kids will remember playgrounds, rock paper scissors, Samurai Jack and hide and seek."
Person 2: "Dude, playgrounds, rock paper scissors and hide and seek still exist. And Samurai Jack isn't even from the 90's."

by udusers1 December 12, 2017

RIP Headphone Users

When people upload videos that are unnecessarily and surprisingly loud, even at normal volume, giving the impression that the loudness killed people who use headphones due to their proximity to the ears.

YouTube video: "Barney sings I love you"
Audio (volume X9999): "I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!"
Comment: RIP Headphone Users

by udusers1 October 23, 2011

thumbs up stalker

Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.

Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.

by udusers1 July 20, 2011

religious idiots

People who combine their sheer stupidity, simple minds and poor understanding of their religion.

"Japanese people are of the devil because they don't conform to our standards!"
"Keep your children away from this show because it shows animals having emotions and is therefore satanic!"
"9/11 was caused because there are gay people!"
"Praise be top God for killing all of this ethnic group!"

Ever heard of "Judge not"? Bunch of religious idiots.

by udusers1 August 18, 2011

nostalgia

An endless cycle of longing for the past.

Here is a story about nostalgia.

Once upon a time, a man was born in 1947. His childhood in the 50s wasn't that good, but when he grew older, he started to hate anything past December 31 1959. Several years later, he gave birth th a child in 1967, who became nostalgic for the 70s, and said anything past December 31 1979 was awful, while his father hated the 70s because of nostalgia. The son later fathered a son born in 1987 with childhood in the 90s. The old man's grandon later said anything past December 31 1999 was crap.

by udusers1 February 16, 2011

21st century girl

A song by Willow Smith who sings how she's a 21st century girl when she was born in the last year of the 20th century. Anyways her memories probably only come from the 21st century.

21st century girl, by Willow Smith

by udusers1 June 01, 2011