Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wilms

The god of pedophilia himself, known from alcohol gods and monkeys. Wilms is also a pogger, a quitter spitter and has a throat obsession (also has gag reflexes). Takes all the wahmen/grils (women or females), if your a wahmen be careful because this man, Wilms can take your virginity.

dont mess with wilms you'll get hurt and rejected

by um sure dude June 08, 2020

Eric Yao

Tennis ball, basketball, baseball, ballsack

-a very hairy ballsack- legally blind

Eric Yao the ball sack
Dont suck on them it’s prickly

by um sure dude July 03, 2021