Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

sliphole

A big vagina. One you could slip and fall into

That chick has a sliphole

by uncle meatster December 06, 2013

swank finger

A long middle finger used for giving directions

Follow my swank finger

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

elementary sex

The art of keeping track of how many positions you have had sex in and the amount of times you have done it in those positions

Doggie style 25 Missionary position 50 Reverse cowgirl 37 Simple elementary sex

by uncle meatster December 16, 2013

astroshot

When you take a shot at picking up a hot chick but your buddies know there's know chance in this universe

Johnny's going for an astroshot

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

dukenit

The act of driving like the dukes of hazard

That crazy bastard it dukenit down the highway

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

fescue

Ear hair

He has fescue growing out of his ears

by uncle meatster December 05, 2013

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ? Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013