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at any random time. suddenly after, eating a meal, playing video games, surfing the web, food shopping, even getting high off of mari. you suddenly have a huge craving to eat doritos.
GETTING HIGH
Guy #1: Dude, has it hit you yet.
Guy #2: Nope, Nothing. You?
Guy #3: Holy Shit! I have the munchies for doritos
Guy #1: yeah I'm getting that too.
Guy #2: I think where hitting the dorito craze
FOOD SHOOPING
GUY #1: Yo, you get the food
Guy #2: yeah
Guy #1: alright, you got the booze, the chips the punch...
Guy #2: OH SHIT! I NEED TO GET THEM DORITOS!
-one student who spends majority of their time fantasizing about work with their teacher.
-a student who visits a teacher everyday after school to help instead of ask for help
- one who raises their hand at every question and answers in run on sentences.
there is this kid in my biology class who is a teacher's pet. he cannot shut up. he runs to the class after lunch and seems to always be raising his hand.
Anyone who constantly feels they have the need to use the brakes on their cars.
Mostly,
-old people
-cautious drivers
- the occasional drunk
These types of people use the brakes anywhere where:
-there is no traffic light
-there is no stop sign
-there's nobody around (See brake nazi)
-on the fast lane of major highways (i.e. I-95)
One other way to spot this driver is that they:
-never follow the speed limit (they drive 45 in a 50)
-they're have a lot of cars behind them
-they drive either a "fuel efficient" car or a duster
-are probably lost
tips to get past them
-just cut a lane over when you get the chance and have your foot to the floor when you pass.
Jimbo: "Damn man, can this guy ever pick up the pace. WHY THE HELL IS HE ON THE BRAKES!?"
Nate: "Dude, Calm down. It's a brake pedaller. we'll pass him when we get the chance."