A fork of Rural Dictionary
definition 1 : something i cant write for shit definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle
*recess whistle blows* every 7th grader: *iGnoRE* vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR* my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me " also me: *not giving 2 fucks*
yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk
at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros dude 1: bro im scared dude 2 meee toooooo dudett 1: of wat u pussys dude 1: before i die dance guy dude 2: *starts to cry* dudett 1: oh shit
me: Julian Barboza. my bsf: daddy yahusss me: woahe there brother got to much dip on ur chip
national get with your crush day i gotchu fam♡♡ (my bday april 22nd so "just like that come my way")
dude 1 "bro its april 22nd" dudett 1"waittttttt nooo ohh shitttt" dude 2 "AYyEEE"
a game where us girls are being attacked by boys for feet pics dont be shy ;)) fortnite name: bxbygxrl3609
me: wanna play fortnite :)) my bf: i cant rn ill play w u inna little me:kk me : *goes in a squads fill match* horny 13-999999 year olds: yo is that a lil lady me: *hella scared* yes? horny 13-999999: hell yah boys me : *ends up carrying the whole squad*