Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

motorboated

a face shaken in boobs, as evidenced in wedding crashers, and in superpoke on facebook

The stripper motorboated Julie.

by Urban Dictionary October 26, 2007

cock deflector

A cock deflector is a female that is 1)a definite eye sore but also 2)someone that is repulsive in every sense of the word. They cannot maintain conversation or flirt in a manner that is normal. Rather, they try and acquire anything with a cock. Lastly, 3)They are dirty and probably spread STI's. Essentially, cock deflectors make guys (owners of cocks) run in the opposite direction, whenever they approach.

Man, that is bitch needs to get off my ass. What a fuckin cock deflector.

by Urban Dictionary June 04, 2004

Grandmaphilia

The sexual attraction to elderly women with wrinkled skin and grey pubic hair. Wanting to have sexual acts with an old grandma.

I want to fuck that 90 year old bitch, therefore I have grandmaphilia.

by Urban Dictionary January 10, 2010

Psyche

To fake someone out. To lead someone on and then to immediately decline an ending.

You: Yo i was with this hot piece of ass last night.
Me: Really? Who was it?
You: Psyche! Like i could get with a hot piece of ass?!

by Urban Dictionary October 11, 2004

call earl

call earl, meaning puke or vomit, throw up after drinking mad alcohol.

man im finna call earl fer real

by Urban Dictionary December 15, 2005

chuck a deuce

The act of greeting another person, basically saying hello in a more ghetto fabulous way. A deuce is chucked when you hold your middle and index fingers like a peace sign, sideways with knuckles showing to whomever you are greeting.

Great way to show respect, say hello, greet anothe from a distance.

Derrick T. would always chuck a deuce to his set as he drove out of the parking lot.

by Urban Dictionary November 26, 2006

Do it Fluid

it's whatevea liquid you put off into yo body whenever you wanna get trashed

I need some of that Do it fluid mane.

by Urban Dictionary August 13, 2007