Country Dictionary

A truly horrendous, offensively customised car without a roof. Invariably older than its driver and adorned with an ill fitting ‘body kit’, alloy wheels, rear spoiler and - ideally - an exhaust system with six tail pipes. Driven by a brain dead chav listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

Daz: "Hello John, got a new motor?" Baz: "Yea, top innit?" Daz: " Yea, a chavriolet, init?"

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?" Answer: "In the Ton"

An offensively customised car. Usually older than its driver, adorned with a ‘body kit’, (stolen) alloy wheels and a loud exhaust system with an oversized tail pipe. Driven and passengered by chavs listening to ear shatteringly loud drum and bass music.

A Vauxhall Chavalier

Haberdashery. Originally small wares such as needles and thread, also - crucially - hats. In the urbans jungle an aberdab is a hat, especially a baseball cap.

Question: "Where's me aberdab?" Answer: "On the floor, where you left it!"

Mr./Ms. Right is the man/woman for whom you saved yourself.

I married Mr. Right but I wasn't expecting Mr. Right-All-The-Time!

Fake marijuana (not real grass)

Puff - puff - COUGH! - splutter “That’s not ganga, that’s Astroturf!”

To be bucharest is to be very hungry. (Bucharest is the capital of hungary)

I'm so hungry I'm bucharest