Country Dictionary

plock

(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts. plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK

"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."

Radoi Mihailov

Word of unknown derivation. Means a stupid dove with white feathers, shit-brown eyes and restricted mental activity.

Rado from 11 A class.

turb

(v.) to masturbate. (n.) a person who masturbates constantly.

"any movie with salma hayek in it makes me wanna turb until i see spots."

scruder

(SCROO-TER)a person who has been slipped a hallucinatory drug as a practical joke.

"this crazy scruder thinks he just became a prophet!"