A fork of Rural Dictionary
caz anyone called mike has connections. so if you want someone killed go to mike for an assassin, if u need drugs go to mike for a dealer, u need guns go to mike for an arms dealer, u need a fake ID go to mike he knows a guy, u need to illegally transport things or people over the border go to mike. mike has got your back.
you: mike i need drug mike: okay, i will call gary my dealer. what do u want? you: three bags of marijuana mike: i’ve got you covered
girl #1: lets hang with phantom bro girl #2: no no, he’s karlas