A fork of Rural Dictionary
Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards. Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.
Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?" Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?" Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed." Sane Person:*Sigh*