A fork of Rural Dictionary
he will steal your heart in 2 seconds but when u be with him he will ask for pics and say 'i love you' to another chick called eva. He will cheat on you with ten girls at a time and when u catfish him he will easily fall for it and cheat more. When u kiss him he tastes like FISH
Girl 1 : oi i just had the best time of my life last night with this hot ass tennant Girl 2: no hes mine! Girl 3: wtf im with him Girl 4: no bitch hes mine Girl 5: HES PLAYING US Girl 6: what hes mine boyfriend Girl 7: i swear this tennant is cheating on us Girl 8: idc i love him hes so fucking hot Girl 9: he is a cunt Girl 10: he already said he was mine forever and ever
A catapault is when you put cats on a stripper pole and they start throwing dollar bills at you.