A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your violently shiting and your asshole feels like its on fire.
"HELP I ATE 7 TACO BELL BURITOS AND A WHITE CASTLE CRAVE CASE AND NOW I HAVE FLAMETHROWER ANUS"
An all feared and respected man who chooses the fate of onions
At that factory over there lives the almighty onion master
"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"
Barbecue sauce with ketamine in it
"No Mr. Cosby I don't want to try your special BBQ sauce"
you know the girls think of 'em
mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.