Country Dictionary

Uneducated scousers have a tendancy to call anyone outside of Liverpool a wool or wooly back. Educated scousers understand that the term derives from textile production during the 19th century in Lancashire, more specifically St.Helens folk.

Ah he`s a fuckun wool lid! Fuckun scruffy wooly back twats!

Ball sack,scrote,hairy bean bag,bollocks,nads,testicles

I emptied my gucci bag all over her face

Mature smeg build up around the bell end

She said she liked cheese, so I let her lick the baby bell off my helmet

An erect penis

I introduced her mouth to my purple perpetrator

A throbbing helmet, short for Purple Perpetrator

Suck my purp!

A shit stain left on the bed sheet from a lazy wiper

The maid wasn`t to pleased to find a guest had left her a belgian kiss She never wiped her arse properly and belgian kissed the egyptian cotton

A scruffy clepto that would rather scrounge for things they can actually afford.

Why is Andy felching coffee when he`s on £30k a year the fucking Steptoe!