Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

University of Florida

The best public college in the world in education and athletics!

We are the boys from old Florida F-L-O-R-I-D-A Where the girls are the fairest, The boys are the squarest Of any old state down our way GO GATORS! We are all strong for old Florida Down where the old Gators play In all kinds of weather We'll all stick together for F-L-O-R-I-D-A GO GATORS! -The University of Florida

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Cincinatti Baseball

When you stick a baseball in a girl's vagina as a punishment

He gave her a Cincinatti Baseball last night

by xHilarious iFunny November 07, 2014

iFunny

The best and funniest app ever created! Users post hilarious memes, gifs, and pictures to try to get one of the 60 feature spots every day, the best of the best!

iFunny is the best app ever created!

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Suchar

A Spanish word meaning "to rape violently".

I went to suchar that bitch but she escaped!

by xHilarious iFunny December 01, 2014

bandwaggoners

The plural of bandwaggoner.

Most Florida State University fans are bandwaggoners.

by xHilarious iFunny November 09, 2014

North Carolina Bomb

A Cheerwine Bomb thrown in North Carolina.

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day." Will: "He deserved it."

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Captain India

Like Captain America, but is an Indian stereotype. His alter ego is Sachin Dhullipalla, a call center worker. When he is Captain India, he dresses in traditional Indian clothing with an Indian flag as his cape, wearing a magical fanny pack filled with curry and math, and rocking socks with sandals. First, he will confuse his enemies by throwing the math at them, then he will throw curry into their eyes and escape on his magical flying elephant.

I thought I would be killed by the Summer Soldier after he threw a Cheerwine bomb at me but then Captain India came out of nowhere and saved my life!

by xHilarious iFunny January 08, 2015