A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who only drinks lager. Often a bit of a chav in wetherspoons.
Coined by wychwood brewery.
"What's the matte, lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?"
Derived from the British meaning of friend to mean one's gentleman's sausage.
How's your chap after last night, love?
A combination of Chill and Relax, the most fucking infuriating word there's ever been.
Guy 1: Hey man just Chillax
Guy 2: I am going to urinate inside your eye sockets after they've been ripped out and sown into your scrotum if you ever say that to me again
Guy 1: Come on now, just Chillax...