Country Dictionary

An asshole, a complete dumbfucker.

Only a complete butt rodigy would fuck your mom.

A manner in which to pronounce "alright" that is seen to be cooler and/or hipper than the word we might find in an actual dictionary.

They tried to replace my 'blahs' with 'a-ights,' blah.

Camel toe. When a woman has her pants so tight you can literaly read her pussy lips. Only in the front and only for women. see grape smuggler to see the male definition

Your wife has so much cooter cleavage that it starts at her knee caps and goes strait to her nipples.

by far the most annoying virus.

Because of it's mass amount of Pop ups, my computer led to self combustion.

What fat people in denial call themselves.

800 LB Lady: I'm not fat, I'm ATHLETIC.

The origin of this word is that it is something you would say of a girl with a nice body, but an ugly face:
"Dude, everything's hot BUT HER FACE" ie she becomes a "butterface."

Bonus: if you say it about a girl, she thinks it sounds sweet!

"That chick was a butherface. I'd do her if I could paper bag her."

Man or Boy who plays with his balls a lot. Or could also be just playing with some part of the anatomy way too much.

Paul Rubins is a diggler.
Matt is a butt diggler.