A fork of Rural Dictionary
Licensed practical nurse, sometimes lightheartedly called "low paid nurse." This well trained and competent healthcare professional works alongside nurses and doctors to provide quality medical care to patients.
I know an LPN who has loved her job for many years. She jokes about just being paid less.
A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.
Hear Ye Hear Ye! I'm gonna go medieval on that rat tonight.
The idea of reflecting back on your life and thinking about how things might now be better if you did things differently in the past. Usually involves feelings of guilt.
"I'm always thinking about the ghosts in my past, you know. The could've, would've, should've."
The message that a ditzy lactating stripper is trying to convey to her customers with a prop when dancing.
One day she had a red vine and the next time a feather. Years later I'm still trying to figure out the milkshake meaning.
Beauty rating 4 chicks. 10 is the best. Zero is insufficient information),
My quirky girlfriend asked me to define 1-10 Female attractiveness scale),
It's a beauty rating scale. She is a 2 at 10, and 10 at 2. She says the same thing about me!
Dramatic movement of a small sign by someone hired to attract motorists to a specific place of business. The best sign twirlers are very flamboyant and really grab your attention.
I went to the new restaurant's grand opening only because of the outstanding sign twirling at the intersection.
Non-verbal communication in which a person motions with their hand as if writing in the air. Generally means that the person needs something to write with, write on or both.
We were at a meeting, and we had to fill out some forms. Many of us used the air pen signal to try to get something to write with.