Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go. Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 05, 2008

sceptical

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be sceptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

martini

a cocktail made with gin and vermouth and served with an olive

Am I drinking too many martinis? Last week they found an olive in my urine sample.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

lee cole

Alternative spelling for "lick hole".

He wanted his name to sound like "lick hole", so he called himself Lee Cole.

by yorrick hunt December 28, 2007

miss me

be sad because I am away from you

I asked my girlfriend,"Will you miss me if I leave?" She said,"It's a deal."

by yorrick hunt January 26, 2008

death seat

In harness racing this is the position of the horse that is leading the outside line of runners during the race. For most horses it is not a good position to win from.

At the trots it is better for the horse you bet on to have the cold sit rather than the death seat.

by yorrick hunt January 27, 2008

jenny talia

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia

I think I'll call my boat "Jenny Talia". I like the sound of it.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008