Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

what the shrek

what the shrek can be used when you screw up something. it can also be used when you are high asf and don’t know what to do. it is a word that kinda clears the air

person 1: *running* person 1: *trips* person 1: ah what the shrek person 2: *goes to a bar* person 3 *stares weirdly at person 2s pants* person 2: what the shrek person 3: lmaoooo dude

by yummy ummy March 07, 2020

night pee

when you have to pee in the middle of the night and end up kinda falling asleep on the toilet but then realize that you are making the seat uncomfortably warm

person 1: *wakes up person 1: *goes to pee person 1: “ahh that’s good” person 2: “ugh why is the seat so warm?” person 1: “night pee”

by yummy ummy March 07, 2020