Country Dictionary

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suck wind

v. (1) To be left in the dust, as in a race or other competition. (2) Can also be used in the general sense meaning to suck or to lose. (3) To remove something's momentum (usually in combination with "out of their sails"). (4) A negative dismissal in the tradition of fuck off or go to hell, but without the obscenity.

(1) That last hill on the cross country course left me sucking wind as I watched everybody pass me. (2) This traffic sucks wind. (3) He was going to go straight down into the avalanche zone for the camera, but the ski patrol guy sucked the wind right out of his sails. (4) Oh yeah? Well, tell them to go suck wind.

by Zen November 17, 2004

bingo

to be very low on or completely out of something you need

I can't go to the strip club tonight because I'm bingo on cash.

by Zen January 02, 2007

swarth vader

n. swarthy yet evil from the latin vader, meaning evil and the greek swarthikus meaning foreboding in a informational sense and also excessive; greedy see also swarthy

i wz restin' in tha crib when a swarth vader amble up an' swaller all the beer n' smoke all the herb passin' by to dirty the towels.

by zen January 15, 2005

swarthy

of or characterized by swarth. from the verb to swarth, meaning to accumulate at an amazing rate or obtain by ignobel means. refers also to the practice of cracking software and firmware in the warez scenes. it literally means of dark complexion, but is undergoing semantic shift.

yo swarthy, you swarth the last beer? dontcha swarth up all the smokin' weed, swarthmonger. eh swarth, can you swarth a copy of winders 98 for my consessional archive?

by zen June 11, 2005

wing

1) (noun):short for wingman 2) (verb):to act as wingman 3) see "wingman"

Jim: Hey, you have to help me get with Heather but her fat friend Jill won't leave us alone. Steve: Don't worry, I'll wing for you at the bar tonight.

by Zen January 02, 2007

Bucket Head Wendy

1. Captain Murphy's imaginary girlfriend on "Sea Lab 2021". Constructed from a mop and an upside down bucket with a poorly drawn face. She is somewhat of a slut. 2. Name given to the hated girlfriend or wife of a friend. Her true name is irrelevant.

1. Marrco! Get your hands off of Bucket Head Wendy! 2. He used to be cool before he hooked up with Bucket Head Wendy.

by Zen February 17, 2005

francophile

A person obsessed with everything French. Especially wine, champagne, art, food, and the French language.

That francophile never shuts up about his $800 bottles of French champagne!

by zen October 06, 2004