A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used as a response known widely to "Guess what?"
Although it's more effectively used between best friends as their *thing*. Also an affectionate name besties call eachother.
Lauren (My bestie): "Guess what?"
Me: "Chicken Butt!"
Lauren: "You said it wrong."
Me: "How?"
Lauren: "🐥🍑"
OR
(In Science class sharpening pencil)
Me: "Hey Chicken Butt!"
(Class stars oddly)
Me: "Don't judge!" *mutters*
Lauren: "Hey, antisocial"
Me: "My feelings"
The best thing ever! A phrase used by me, usually randomly to break silence. I mean, who wouldn't like pink Sparkley butterflies?
(Dramatic scene in lunchroom)
*A kid stands on table in lunchroom and says in very loud voice,*
"I hate school! I hate you! Fuck life, fuck this place of shit. I am very happy to leave this hell hole!"
*Kid walks out schooldoor*
(Not surprisingly, he never came back LOL)
A long awkward silence......
Then.....
Me: "I LIKE PINK SPARKLEY BUTTERFLIES!"
And that, my friends, is the effective way to use this phrase.
For normal people: I Don't Even Know.
For people like me: The way your friend says idk even tho she means I don't know. (YOU know what friend I mean!)
Me: "What's that suppost to mean?"
Lauren (the friend): "Idek."
Lauren: "Idk* Sorry typo!"
One of my favorite kamoji's. It is the cat side of meh. XD
It can be used for many things, I use it casually. If it's not a cat, can you tell me what it is? XD cuz to meh it looks like a kitty ;3
Oh uh
Person one: Blah blah blah
Jerk: You suck. I'm so much better than you. You should just kill yourself.
Me: (≧∇≦)/
Friend: Hey Sarah! What you up to?
Me: Playing with my Kitteh. (≧∇≦)/