A fork of Rural Dictionary
The way to write Women... with a Russian Accent. Seriously... can you imagine spelling it any other way? VVomen.
Russian: I like VVomen. Russian vvoman: Vie do too!
The second coolest thing in the world. Just like fire except it's not hot. And you can squeeze it in your hands. And it comes in multiple colors. And it smells like shit. And unlike fire it can't burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like fire at all....Shit
This play=doh is just like fire. I mean....errr....ummm.....shit
In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.
Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time! High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?
An omnipotent being that watches over negros "in da hood."
If normal society refers to a Canine lupus familiaris as "dog," and the reverse of a Canine lupus familiaris is the way we spell our Lord, surely our African American friends, who call a Canine lupus familiaris a "dawg," worship a Gwad? Just food for thought.
(Seinfeld) What Elaine always orders from Monk's
At Monk's: Jerry & George order whatever... Elaine: I'll have the big salad.
A word people use because they like deceiving themselves to believe we live in a Utopia. Mostly they're used by organizations and "considerate" people who don't want to offend the "situationally disturbed" citizens. George Carlin, a comedian, did a great schpiel about euphemisms once. (A few of the following examples are in his speech.) You should read it. It may not "open your eyes," but you'll realize how much we like to disguise our speech and blind ourselves. Disguising a condition with nicer, longer words doesn't change the fact that you still have the condition. Sorry. (Note: Not all examples {e.g. black/white} are "conditions" or negative at all}
IMO, There's nothing wrong with most of the following conditions; they just warrant a euphemism because society can't accept reality. Many are unavoidable. I just call 'em like I see em. Nobody: is old, they're elderly senior citizens. is gay, they're homosexual. is poor, they're in poverty. is black, they're African American. is white, they're Caucasian. is fat, they're obese. is a slut, they're promiscuous. is crippled, they're handicapped. is deaf, they're hearing impaired. is blind, they're visually impaired. is retarded, they're mentally challenged. is short, they're vertically challenged. is stupid, they're academically challenged. I could go on.
Destroy it with extreme-ly hot flames.
Host--Hey, welcome to the bonfire. You bring your share? Guest--Here's a semister's worth of psychology notes. Host-Sweet. KILL IT WITH FIRE!