A fork of Rural Dictionary
A really funny way to type oh nos, which is a sarcastic and mocking way of saying oh no. Because, when you pronounce oh nos, it sounds like, "oh Nose" Like the anatomy part. So it's kinda funny. Get it? Got it? Good.
OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT MY *insert personal & embarassing item here.* AT *insert friend*'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo *Insert sarcastic remark* (Hint: Look at the word you're looking up) So it looks like: OMG, FREAK OUT, I LEFT VIBRATOR AT JIM'S PLACE!!!1111oneonetwo OH NOSE!
Nature's favorite form of torture. It smells wonderful, but tastes FUCKING AWFUL by itself. This means you experience and desire great tastes, but don't actually get to satisfy your want. Quench your need. Make you happy. Oh no, you can only smell and wish. (While some coffee is like this in the fact that it smells better than it tastes, vanilla smells better than any coffee I've ever smelled. Vanilla > You.) It's also the most common ice cream flavor.
*Man first discovered vanilla* Hmmm... this smell good. *drinks* ... *spits out* MAN, THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT! Why, WHY does this odor torture me so? The scent fills my nose with wonderful thoughts... yet my mouth lacks the same feeling. *cries*
Something to be rejoiced. Sure it hurts when it's somebody close, but if nobody died, but people were born, it would get overcrowded, and really suck. If nobody died and nobody was born, in all probability you wouldn't exist, and you are certainly limited to your current family. Eternally. To fear it is irrational, and a waste of your finite, limited, short time.
If you are, death is not. If death is, you are not. "Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do?" Epicuris
The politically correct term for water that hasn't solidified. Just kidding. Soda, pop, coke, cola, carbonated beverage, sugar filled yummy goodness, etc...
Coca-Cola. Pepsi. ... And I think there's some other types of soft-drinks, but they fight for media attention too much so that's all my brainwashed mind knows.
What was violated by the Patriot Act, and is now going to be violated in the near future by the National ID... that's right folks, you won't be able to hop on a plane without getting red lights shoved in your eye.
Read it and weep. America is becoming the place for advertisements, pornography, and a complete lack of privacy.
The word some second grader is going to win a spelling bee with, while the losing second grader gets chrysanthemum.
I'd like to thank my friends at chess club, for being so supportive... oh, and Gwen Stefani, for helping me win with that repetitive, mindless song. THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!
Best used in the movie with Leonardo di Caprio and Tom Hanks. Catch Me If You Can. Cool movie with a true story by the way.
Phony Famous Doc: Dr Harris? Cluless but skilled doctor: Yes? Phony Famous Doc: Do you concur? Cluless but skilled doctor: Concur with... what, sir? See it. Then you'll understand. By the time you're reading this, it's probably on TV anyway.