Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

rage quit

What 2038 people did after hearing that Trump won the 2024 election

Me: Those fuckers just don't know how to lose. rage quit like bitches.

by ~helpmeplease~ November 10, 2024

Uncle Ruckus

Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.

Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!

by ~helpmeplease~ October 27, 2024

defenestration

A useless way of saying "to throw someone out of the window"

the mass defenestration of middle management
—Jane Bryant Quinn

by ~helpmeplease~ February 18, 2023