A fork of Rural Dictionary
You're born to be a powerful human. You're unique from everyone
Are you born in Oct 29th? You are so lucky
The 29th October is special day from any other day
It is a special day when your girlfriend whose name starts with "L" needs to send you a booty pic.
Jan: "Babe guess what day it is.."
Lara: "Not again... please."
Jan: "Its 29th October which is send your boyfriend a booty pic day!"
The day you can bully your tall friends instead of them bullying you :) Every time you see your tall friend you can kick them or punch them :)
You: *sees tall friend and kicks*
Them : what was that for
You: don’t forget it’s the 29th of October :’)
The day people with massive dicks are born (no matter of gender)
These people are very handsome and smart
So if you have a friend bon on this day don't you dare lose them
Hey did you know Mostafa was born on "29th of October"
Well he must have a massive dick
National throw your tall friend day!
Jack: Hey Nick it's October 29th, you know what that means!
Nick: fuck
On this day every girl that has a crush on people that are named lucca you need to kiss them on the lips
October 29th