A fork of Rural Dictionary
The born of the prettiest friend in a group.
Alle : Is your birthday on the 7th September? Chloe : Yeah.. How did you know that?? Alle : You are the prettiest!!
When an amazing person is born. Amazing yet a huge mental wreck. Anxiety depression and breakdowns on the daily. But are extremely strong mentally and are good friends.
Wow that person is so weird probably born on September 7th
Slim thiqqq baddies where only born on this day. Commonly flat and are super strong, like I mean really strong.
WOW SHES HAWT MAN! I bet she was born on September 7th!
National “get fucked in the ass” day I don’t care who you are, it’s your time to shine.
“Oh, I can’t wait for my birthday on september 7th so i can do anal again.”
Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th Eleni: Shut up its newt day Stevie: Wtf is that Eleni: Time to watch maze runner
September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.
Friend: *slaps* Jacob: “Hey what the hell” Friend: “it’s September 7th” Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”