A fork of Rural Dictionary
National send nudes to your lover day.
Send a nude to your lover on April 18th.
Planned anal sex. Thanks to Jim Jefferies. Does not have to coincide with the actual date.
"It's my boyfriend's birthday next week" "Are you going April 18th?" "Yeah, it's part of my four-a-year"
April 18th is smack ass day, where you can smack someone's ass.
"Bro what the fuck?" "It's April 18th, smack ass day" "oh"
International dominant Woman day; A day when dominant women are celebrated by submissive bitches
Bro tommorows April 18th, my girls gonna tie me up and peg me!!
National kiss your girlfriend day
On April 18th i'm going to kiss my girlfriend
THE DAY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WAS BORN! IT IS SUCH A SPECIAL DAY I SHALL CHERISH IT FORVER! WE SHALL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY THE BEST CELEBRATION EVERY YEAR. If you hate the day April 18 I will be bashing your skull in into freshly made cement and let your head dry with it. I am currently under your bed in the process of typing this. You won’t live another day. IF YOU WERE BORN ON APRIL 18TH YOU ARE THE BEST PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YOU ARE SO VERY ATTRACTIVE. MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER WITHOUT YOU. I LOVE YOU.
You were born on April 18th? Please make out with me.
National steal a kiss day part 2 Cause I missed the first one🤷🏻 ♂️
“Bro it’s April 18th national steal a kiss day don’t be a pussy” fr don’t be a pussy