A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone that looks like they have been beaten up, or the action of beating someone up
"He looks like a beat-up" or "I'm gonna open up a can of beat-up on his arse"
A news story that has been written in such a way to make it appear more dramatic or sensational than it actually is. Typically accompanied by an attention-grabbing headline.
That story of a man giving birth was a beat-up.
1) (v) To injure physically in a fist fight. 2) (v) To have sex with (a woman). 3) (adj) Extremely ugly, as a person. 4) (adj) Old, weather beaten, and in tatters.
Getting beat up by that sumo wrestler and being run down by his beat up '85 Chevy Nova was quite a price to pay for having beat up his crack whore girlfriend, who ended up looking pretty beat up when I finally sobered up. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit popping Vicodin.
To criticise or generally make derogatory remarks about the subject.
Man, I can't stand it when people beat up on Microsoft for no frickin' reason whatsoever.
To be messed up/fucked up; basically replaced in any sentence where fucked up is used as an adjective.
Example 1: Lukas: Franklin took a shit on the ice last night when we were ice fishing. Jake: Are you serious?? Lukas: Yeah, is that beat up? Jake: That's beat the fuck up Example 2: Lukas: Did you hear Katie pretended she was pregnant with twins just so people would feel bad for her? Jake: Katie lies all the time. She's beat up.