Country Dictionary

The term "Beer and Dick" was created maybe by the master of the field Dean, A member of the highly distinguished group of the Guilo Crew at BUS and RV consisting of Chris , Matt , Lewy and of course Dean and Steve.

Other randoms come and go but never make it into the "A" team because their shit and we hate them.
We are all mad cunts and love beer and dick and some time fanny's are disgusting depending how many km's they have on them.
Some anecdotes include, Forby, Ya shit and i hate ya, Dave Dave, you're a shit cunt, Rohans mum,

can you buy me a drink i owe the lunch truck lady like 80 bucks , ETC...................
Long after we leave this little shop we will never forget the times at the Guilo and the times it kept us sane.

Man this place is Like Beer and Dick

A dick with a girth about the circumference of a beer can.

That dude always brags that he's got a beer can dick.

what a man gets when he has consumed so much alcohol he can no longer get an erection

"Bobby woulda boned his girlfriend at Chris' party, but he had mad beer dick and couldn't get it up."

Beer dick is an erection that will not go down and and can not be satisfied no matter how much you try. You must be at the right point of intoxication to experience beer dick. Your partner is usually the one that will befefit from beer dick. Beer dick can have the opposite effect once you pass the certain point of intoxication.

Lastnight I pounded my girls pussy for over and hour and could not cum cause I had beer dick.

When a man has not showered and dick tastes like beer.

Bryce did not shower and now has a beer dick.

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"