A fork of Rural Dictionary
/cher-no-biled/ Noun 1. The act of being around someone so radioactive that they litteraly make you mutilated by just being around them.
1. Person A : That kid is ugly as fuck Person B : Watch out we may get chernobyled
To blow up, destroy, melt down, or otherwise self destruct.
Oh man, he just Chernobyled that thing!
To make a mistake, be treated unfairly, or have something very unfortunate happen. In relation to the city Chernobyl.
Hey, where's my $20? Aww man, I just got chernobyled.
A tear-inducing fart that travels a relatively long distance across a crowded room (e.g., a bar), like a toxic gas cloud over a large land mass.
Bob chernobyled us a the bar last night.
When a child has reached their emotional/physical limit and have a melt down similar to that of Chernobyl.
Holy crap, our 6 year old just Chernobyled when we said that we were going to walk back to the hotel instead of taking the tram.
Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.
Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.
A word first uttered by Mr. Paul 'Pablo' Sheehan. Initially conceived as a mistaken pronunciation of 'cherubism' (a mutagenic disorder causing severe facial deformity of its sufferrers), the word has lived on, and indeed superceeded the correct word.
"Ahhh fuck, we should get back. There's that program about chernobylism on tonight."