A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Absoltuely intense torturing pain that our "loving" God gave to women as a result of Eve eating the forbidden apple.
2. Something pro-life assholes want to force women and female teenagers who aren't ready for a child to go through as a "punishment" for having sex (cause they think an unborn fetus is more important than the woman who has to carry it). No girl should EVER be forced to though with this if she's not ready.
3. The reason men are luckier than women.
1. I didn't eat the goddamn apple, so why am I punished for it?!
2. 77% of anti-abortion leaders are men. 100% of them will never be pregnant.
3. And men say they can take pain better than women. Let's see a man have a baby.
Fuck childbirth. I don't want kids anyway.
Something even rich people do because they're dumb and somehow like their own pain :/
childbirth is a horrible experience
The one thing that turns me on sexually
Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing special, just my casual acitivity.
Friend: Which is?
Me: Watching childbirth.
The one thing that turns me on.
Friend: What do you do friday?
Me: Me? Nothing just watching childbirth again.
24 hours of pain, screaming and insulting your husband/fiance/boyfriend
Woman- Oh god here comes another one
Man-Breathe honey
Woman- Shut up..your not the one in pain