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Crogs

Person: Smart, average looking male. Good friend and trustworthy. A good time always ensues when he is around.

"Let's all go to Crogs house to play some Madden!"

by Crogs August 13, 2004

Crogging

Cro•gging
/krägiNG/

Wearing Crocs whilst jogging.

Crocs + Jogging = Crogging

Tim - “Yalls wanna go CROGGING?”
James - “Hell ya! Straps over heels or sloppy style?”
Tim - “Whatever gets us to Walmart quicker”

by MelvMax111 May 07, 2020

Crog

A word that has no real definition;

created by a twitch streamer named oreosamh;

commonly used as a substitute for "pog"

"Guys look at this maid dress art I did ^w^"

"Maid dress croggg"

by Rose T March 29, 2021

Crog

INSANE AT APEX AND HAS A HUGE SHLONG

chu papi Crog ur dick is massive

by dhwajdowiabndijlawhdklawd February 25, 2021

crog

n. 1)Total fuck mook. Ignorance in its purest form.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.

n.- Man, can you believe that crog? Only a shithead fucks with Heavy C.

v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.

Crog

The instance when a bicycle riding individual provides a lift to a friend, by vacating the seat and allowing the friend to sit on it, with the rider standing up on the pedals.

"My bike has a puncture, give us a crog to the park!"

by wakefieldsbonus October 30, 2009

crog

crog the greatest word ever invented. Although its only fault is its pointless meaning.

As I was walking along the street, I stepped crog.

by Taurus February 02, 2005