A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire. 2. Like sleep, only more permanent. 3. Sleep's cousin.
1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death. 2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead! Jimmy: Nooooooo! 3. Sleep: Hi, Death! Death: Yo wusup? Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like. Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour. Sleep: K.
Something you wouldn't want to happen to you, unless your suicidal. Death is when yoy die. The end of your life, your whole body shuts down. What I really hate though, is nobody can tell you what death is like, because they are already dead!
Person #1:There is so much death happening in the world today. Person #2: I know, its kinda depressing. :