A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a person is dirty minded, they think abt anything weird, even Yum-Yum Fats from you chest..
They will probably think of something sexual more often then a person that isnt dirty minded.
like if you find 2 basketballs and someone gave you a stick.. wtf would that be if you put it in the centre of the 2 basketballs..
*You*: Hey!! Do you know what starts with p, is inside pants and you can put something in it??
*Dirty minded friend*: Uhh.. i dont think you wanna know
*You*: ITS A POCKET!!
*Dirty minded friend*: oh.. i thought it was something uhh.. lets say dirty-
When someone can figure something sexual out of any statement.
Me: I like big beefy sausages.
Dirty minded human: that's what she said hehe
Everyone on the Urban dictionary
Person 1 "Where can I find people who are dirty minded"
Person 2 "The Urban dictionary
im dirty minded he's dirty minded we're all dirty minded
people who use urban dictionary.
You are Dirty Minded
Try this little test, and see if you can figure out the word that I am thinking of based on these three clues:
1. It is a four letter word.
2. It is a name used for a woman.
3. It ends in the letters U-N-T.
If the first word that came to your mind wasn't "aunt", then you have a dirty mind.
1. A person whose thoughts are perverted and simple ideas and sentence become filthy, sexual, or gory inside their heads.
Paul: You want a banana?
Jerry: Eww man sick. I don't roll that way.
Paul: Dude you have a dirty mind. All I was doing was ofeering you a piece of tropical fruit.
Jerry: Uh you sick bastard!
Paul: (sigh) Here we go again.