A fork of Rural Dictionary
The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.
Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.
a little thing to open the door with
twist the door knob to open the door.
A short fat cock wider than it is longer, all head no shaft!
Jenifer: Hey Sally, how'd it go with that dude last night?
Sally: Well, he didn't turn me on, if you know what i mean?
Jenifer: No... not really?
Sally: Well, have you ever met a fat midget?
Jenifer: What?!?
Sally: He was a door knob... all head no shaft.
To grope both boobs of a female (or fat male) and twist them in a circular motion.
I was door knobbing myself last night... then I farted...