A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who is obsessed with his own appearance.
Jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.
A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!
BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?
BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.
BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
A hilarious flash animation about a superhero with a burnt face!"
SCENARIO 1:
BFM"I can't see a fire...or smoke"
MAN"Well there is a fire...i'm not lying! And and if you save her...i'll give you this sega game gear!"
BFM"Keep hold of your....high tech gaming system! I laugh at danger!"
SCENARIO 2
BFM"ARRGH! AND I'LL RIP YOUR FUCKING ANKLES OFF!"
a big gay man with a burnt face. superhero in the same league as salad fingers
"i bet your gay"
"i'm not gay, i have a calender with naked ladies on......at home"
The idiotic look a grown man or woman gets when extemely disappointed with ones self; highly resembles a pouting child about to cry.
That stupid look peyton and eli manning get when they lose a game, throw a pic, etc. I.e. Peyton mannings face he made after losing the superbowl to the saints.
Tim: dude what's with the manning face?
Mark: I lost my job last tuesday, jody left me on wednesday, and some dick stole my bike yesterday...
Tim: that's rough man. The manning face is understood.
A woman with a face which resembles that of a man. Usually, this woman is not attractive and has wooden swords in their locker.
Dude, that girl has a manly face. She's a real man face.