A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a situation, object, or person completely sucks. Can be used to describe almost any unfortunate circumstance or negative trait related to something.
1) "Man, I studied for eight hours and got a "D" on the test. That test was Flax!" 2) "Jasons' so Flax he's content to work flipping burgers for the rest of his life." 3) When you're in a real hurry to get to work and get nothing but red lights, it's perfectly acceptable to shout, "Flax!" at the top of your lungs. 4) "I hate my friggin' Flax job! 5) "You bought a Yugo? Don't you know those cars are Flax?"
Exerting flatulence while flexing. In other words, farting while u'mirin yourself in the mirror.
*Flexes muscles* *fart* Whoops. I flaxed.
the process of eating flax seeds to get good bowel movement
I ate some flax seeds and now I’m flaxing.