Country Dictionary

the act of watching sports games on some sort of portable device, while sitting in an academic class

While in Genetics class, Matthew and Thomas were goffing on the computer to NCAA March Maddness.

When one suppresses a laugh at someones stupidity, usually resulting in a weird disgusted sound. Sometimes it sounds like one is hacking up phlegm.

Chloe: "I feel so smart today :D" Saxton: "-GOFF- I mean uh yeah, you're always smart." Chloe: "Are you goffing at me?"

The act of fooling around and or clowning. To goff is to act a fool An underground and underrated slang coming from the old English word Goff *Also interchangeable with the less superior term goofing NOT to be miss understood with golf,goof, goth or josh A goff will scoff at a goofy goth playing golf…

Example1 “Man Marvin ain’t got no handle on his hoes. Boy is goffin’ on is whole damn block.” Example2 “Indeed, gaze at the goffing underclass. How they smell of unkempt ass and elderberry. Indeed yes. Quite true. yes.”

A term describing a Cornish patriot

Alreet me ansum, i'll c'ya dreckly, proper job, I heard ee's a bit ov'a an gof - matter do 'ee ?

a term used by many bloggers to talk about JK Rowling's fourth harry Potter book, Goblet of Fire.

me: OMG I just read GOF last night, isn't it the best book ever? Person:IKR?!?!?!

Good ol' friend

"That guy layin over there in the sun, tryin to catch the heat, thats mah GOF" - Cole Sprouse

The Almighty. One who smites bitches.

We pray to thee, holy Jebus and Almighty Gof, that you VANQUISH my enemies.