A fork of Rural Dictionary
Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.
Acting excessively silly, or wildly exaggerating a stereotype for fun hamming it up
Did you see the girls with the bachelorette party? Oh, the ones at the bar wearing feather boas, smoking cigars, and drinking blowjob shots? Yeah, they were totally hamming it up for the camera.
A ham is someone who says or does silly things to be the center of attention. Although anyone can be a ham, you'll often see this with children who are around unfamiliar adults.
That kid is such a ham. When Aunt Lori came over for dinner, he spent the entire time talking in a pirate voice and saying "arr". She thought it was hilarious, so he just kept up his routine the whole night.
A Ham is a burger with no bread. A loser, a peasant, a bum with no motion and no desire or solution to make some money. Whatever you do stay away from Hams they are contagious and NEED a vaccine.
Yusuf is a ham bro, he was begging for 10$ to his cashapp for to buy a lettace wrap. He gotta get off his ass and make some bread.
Someone who enjoys the attention of others and will do crazy things to get it.
Aj acts like a total ham when someone pulls out their camera. He is so bad his friends call him sham the ham ihtisham.