A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go to fart, but a squirt of poop comes out. Woopsie.
Richard Dutka when on an adventure to Tim Horton's and let out a Hershey Squirt in his pants.
When you accidentally poop when you're trying to fart.
Denver - Ay, I did a Hershey Squirt. I farted and a little pit of poop squirted out! Tyler - Ewwww.
The art of dropping a log of dirraheri in someone's milk
I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup
A shit-fart.
Dude, I thought it was a fart but it was actually a Hershey Squirt!
When fornicating (more effective with elderly lady). thrust violently forward and push firmly or even punch the female's lower back, repeatedly do these simultaneously until she sharts or completely squirts out of her ass.
I totally gave her the hershey squirt yesterday did she shower after? no she was so drunk she just slept in it.
The act of inserting a Hershey's Kiss into one's anus and shitting it into their partner's mouth.
I smelled a foul odor emanating from the other room and when I looked through the door, I saw Carley giving Tyler a Hershey Squirt.
A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.