A fork of Rural Dictionary
to go on a walk while smokin a j, or joint for the slow ones out there
"Good sir, would you like to j walk a little bit later tonight?"
To cross the road in an illegal manner.
"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."
Act of some illegal idiot attempting to cross the street where there is on-coming traffic and no crosswalk.
'There is no crosswalk here! Stop J-Walking! I will hit you!'
'Let me hit this J-walker man, it will be an improvement to the Gene-pool.'
a) Noun: A delicious mixed drink consisting of ice, UV Blue, and soda.
b) Verb: When playing Slap Cup members of the game single out a somewhat unskilled player. They then proceed to coordinate their moves in a manner that forces the single unskilled player to chug copious amounts of alcohol in a short period of time.
a) (One freshman girl to another) "I don't normally like the taste of alcohol, but this J-Walk is delicious. It gets me drunk, and tastes like popsicle!"
b)(One Slap Cup player to another) "Bro, you just chugged 6 beers and a mixed drink in ten minutes. You got so J-Walked!!"
"This girl sucks at Slap Cup. Let's J-Walk her. She will get so drunk"
The act of smoking a J while walking. Usually occurring with the lack of a spot to perform prior mentioned acts.
James: i cant find a spot to smoke this joint sonn
paul: i got an idea. on our way to pats house we can just J-WALK
james: thats a good idea it'll save us plenty of time braa